They say laughter is the best medicine but not when you're having gastric or diarrhoea. So laugh and smile while you still have teeth and a healthy bowel system😆

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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cthonical:

meh-guh:

I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other

YES GOOD PLS

(Source: thespookymissioner)